100 Things I Would Do If I Were My Husband (Numbers 1-9)

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If I Were My HusbandBeyonce’s “If I Were A Boy” came on today in my blog soundtrack iTunes rotation and as I sang along to one of my ultimate B-style faves, I thought aloud, “What what I do if I were my husband?” I now feel an ongoing (and long) list coming on. So, I’ll start it here and add to it weekly. Oh boy this is going to be fun!

If I Were My Husband I Would…

1. Stop leaving my pants on the floor and wondering how The Dog wound up wearing Chap Stick to bed.
2. Make my wife go to bed when I get up at 2 a.m. and realize she’s still up blogging.
3. Finally fix the leg of the couch that’s currently being held up by our Pictionary game box.
4. Call my mother a little more often and make her day.
5. Continue to give my wife “writing time” even though I miss her, because it makes her feel happy and supported.
6. Turn the TV off when I’m falling asleep in bed at night since I know my wife can’t sleep with background noise.
7. Set my own alarm clock so I couldn’t blame my exhausted wife when I oversleep because she fell asleep and forgot to do it.
8. Cook my “little bit of everything pasta” at least once a week since my wife loves it so darn much she daydreams about it.
9. Stop telling my wife she can’t keep a secret, even if it is true! LOL!

To be continued…

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10 Responses to 100 Things I Would Do If I Were My Husband (Numbers 1-9)

  1. Nessa says:

    Oh this might be alot better than reading how miserable we are over not sleeping lol!! Love it!
    My recent post This Is Harder Than I Thought-Night 3

  2. Eva Gallant says:

    Number 6 resonates with me, big time! I just dropped by from SITS to say hello; hope you find time to do the same.

  3. Allison says:

    How weird.. I was just thinking about this song and what I would do if I were a boy! Keep the list coming! I can't wait to read more of your list! :)
    My recent post 10 Things On My Mind

  4. Kim says:

    Hi! New commenter here. I found your blog through SITS. And looking through your site, I found you and I are very close in wedding dates…only 2 days apart! I got married on October 15 last year. How cool is that?

    If I were my husband, I'd teach my wife how to cook a bit better, quit mocking her for the silly things she does, and give her massages more often because I know how much she loves them and needs them. Okay, I'm a bit selfish but lately I've been out of it and cooped up at home so it makes thing a bit tricky. Cest la vie.

    Great post! Can't wait to read the rest of them.

    My recent post “Housewife” is Not a Dirty Word

  5. hahah – this is absolutely great. I hope he reads the list and starts taking notes. :)
    My recent post The ultimate chicken wings

  6. Christina says:

    I love this, lol! I'm excited to see the rest, since I can relate on several of these first ones!
    My recent post It’s My Birthday!

  7. Alan Knapp says:

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    The key to restoring love and rebuilding your marriage is to continually make an effort every day to change the

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    Do not settle for a broken marriage void of love, peace and happiness. Marriage is meant to be fun and pleasurable

    and not all work and no play.

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  10. Its Monika says:

    You have created a wonderful kind of imaginary world in which you have stepped like a king. If I Were My Husband then I would just do one thing and that is that I would definitely take at least one pet to my wife and try to engage in.

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