In case you haven’t heard yet, the surveys says 27 percent of Americans use Facebook while in the bathroom, more of which are women, apparently. At first glance this might sound weird, but on second thought, is it really? I came home and shared the new stat with The Man who then proceeded to tell me that a lot of what “we women” do in the loo is “weird” to him. You think? Well, here are a few of my bathroom confessions. Read ‘em and then you tell me.
In the bathroom I…
Sing unbelievably bad in the shower — usually loud enough to wake the neighbors!
Splash water on my dog when I’m in the shower without the door locked and she uses her nose to shove her nosy little butt on in.
Leave little post-it love notes and annoying reminders for my husband on these funky little pads I bought a while back.
Make little stacks of the bills my husband should be paying in a little drawer near the toilet he can’t miss them and therefore won’t forget to open ‘em.
Randomly read the back of medicine bottles and beauty products and read all the weird warnings/ingredients aloud.
Turn on my flat iron and curling iron hours before I need them, and leave them sitting there on the sink so they can get real hot.
Talk to myself. If that’s not a quiet moment than what is?