There are so many beautiful things that come with a healthy happy marriage. I could list them for days, but for now I’d like to focus on one of the many perks in particular. When you become a wife I swear you start developing all sort of things I like to call “super powers”. Like what, you’re thinking, right? Like these…
The ability to sniff out bullshit within moments – I’ve gotten to good at this one lately I’ll actually cut my husband off mid sentence and say, “Let me stop you right there. What really happened?” He hates it, but he knows his little white lies are incapable of penetrating my invisibly bullshit shield.
The ability to pull a meal out of my a** — I can’t cook very well but I can figure out how to turn a bunch of random things in our kitchen into a functional meal when my husband starts getting into one of his major hunger moods and looks at me like there’s no way I’m getting away without making something for him.
The ability to completely sleep through an alarm clock – it’s not a super power I enjoy having but I developed it once we wound up sharing a bedroom alarm clock but having two completely different work schedules.
Now, I’m sure there are quite a few more, but I recently acquired the extreme ability to muster up energy I absolutely don’t have and because of it my brain is working at half speed lately. So that’s all she wrote folks.
P.S. I bet moms develops even cooler super powers. Any of you moms out there care to share? Ha! Bet it would make a GREAT post! (wink!)
What are your wife/mom super powers? Share!