Silly analogies are what The Man and I do best. This one came to us in the middle of a commercial break during last night’s playoff game while we were mastering the art of coexisting. We had so much fun calling out our fake “offenses” that I just had to share. Here they are! (Note: We issued these tickets to ourselves!) What would yours be?
Offense: Failure to be romantic on special holidays.
Fine: No great gifts from The Wife on the next one unless he can do better.
Offense: Speeding through the cleaning process and misplacing The Wife’s stuff.
Fine: Supervised cleaning for one month.
Offense: Ignoring hubby stop signs and working too much in the evenings
Fine: Nightly technology ban one hour before work
Offense: Excessive talking during The Man’s me time.
Fine: Mandatory girls only nights (out of the house) every other Friday.